Lesson 1: Never put a condom in your wallet.
Despite how macho it feels.
Especially if it is the only one you have left. And you can't be bothered to go out and get some more, right now.
You see, as I discovered ten minutes ago, your luck will eventually run out.
One day, your condom's packaging will tear and spill all that crazy lubricant shit all over your Maybank ATM card, your driver's license, your Starbucks loyalty card and Mr Tan's 24-hour Plumbing business card.
And it sucks even more if your wallet is made of leather.
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2 comments:
ayu: what's so macho abt keeping a condom in the wallet? u can probably keep 3 pieces max. how un-machismo...hoho...
to be honest, i dunno. the wallet's always been the best bet...
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