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Hey, am I the only person who thinks that Eva Longoria looks like a spunkier version of Joan Collins?

Should I be thinking about things like this?

I think work is getting to me.

The Importance of Making Yourself Clear

When you say something like, "I want to fuck Jessica Alba in a silver lamé jumpsuit!" do you mean to say that:

a) You want to fuck Jessica Alba whilst wearing a silver lamé jumpsuit (now that's is kinda gay, frankly)
b) You want to undress Jessica Alba after seeing her in a silver lamé jumpsuit, and then fuck her
c) You want to fuck Jessica Alba while she's wearing a silver lamé jumpsuit (not impossible, but a bit tricky, I'd imagine)

It's all about grammatical precision. That's what separates the articulate from the eloquent.

In any event, 'remember Scarlett Johansson in that white tracksuit in The Island?

Way hotter.