Ma'am, I'd like a closer look, if that's okay with you?

An automotive product training session is like sex education class.

"Hello class! This is a vagina!"

You get to stare at it, ask as many questions as you want about it and talk to other people in the room about how cool it looks.

And you even feel happy because now you know everything that you've ever wanted to know about it.

But for fuck's sake, all you want to do is ride it.