Monday, July 17, 2006

What's been on my mind lately

If Sir Isaac Newton developed his theory of gravity from falling apples, didn't the motherfucker ever play ball?

If dykes, of the spiky hair, strapped-tits and moccasins variety, have to take a leak and the Ladies is full, do they hop over to the Men's?

What are the mechanics behind finding your jodoh? How can you ever tell who you're destined to have babies with?

A hundred years from now, will anyone remember Hiroshima?

What did they call the clitoris before they called it the clitoris?

Am I going to make it?

Will prime time television ever be the same again?

Is Media Prima the next Big Brother?

What goes around really comes around? Or do people all fuck up sooner or later?

Is Grooverider going to ever stop? (Not that he should)

When black culture implodes from overt desensitization, what will happen to Ghetto Heaven?

When are we going to have a non-Malay prime minister?

If Predators stole alien technology to power their weapons and intergalactic forages into foreign worlds, why the fuck do they still braid their hair?

Why agonize over how the dinosaurs died? Shouldn't we be more worried about Aids?

How intelligent are cats?

Is Paris Hilton going to end up like Sophia Loren, or Kate Moss?

Does Kate Moss give a fuck?

Do I?

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